Written by JTamarkin

Wednesday, 26 August 2015

WikiStinks has examined all of Hillary Clinton's top secret classified emails. Hillary's true feelings are now known. Some high and lowlights:

"i've always had a crush on janet reno. angela merkel's not bad either. lol."

"i like a strong woman. xoxo. lgbtlol."

"bengazzi shmengazzi. omg! wtf?"

"whitewater rafting and cattle futures are my favorite hobbies. who's vince foster? lmao."

"my husband is a burger brain ha ha."

Concerning the Horn of Africa: "it could hurt worse than a hot poker up my djibouti."

On Russia and Ukraine: "cry me a river. lol. omg."

"monica had jizz stains on more than her dress that night. yuck. tmi."

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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