Hillary's Emails Leaked

Funny story written by JTamarkin

Wednesday, 26 August 2015

WikiStinks has examined all of Hillary Clinton's top secret classified emails. Hillary's true feelings are now known. Some high and lowlights:

"i've always had a crush on janet reno. angela merkel's not bad either. lol."

"i like a strong woman. xoxo. lgbtlol."

"bengazzi shmengazzi. omg! wtf?"

"whitewater rafting and cattle futures are my favorite hobbies. who's vince foster? lmao."

"my husband is a burger brain ha ha."

Concerning the Horn of Africa: "it could hurt worse than a hot poker up my djibouti."

On Russia and Ukraine: "cry me a river. lol. omg."

"monica had jizz stains on more than her dress that night. yuck. tmi."

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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