After Joe Biden's numbers against the GOP frontrunners shocked many for a man who has yet to make a speech, many thought the Democratic party would be satisfied. But to everyone's surprise in steps...er perhaps thrown in, a dead rat dubbed Ronald Ratan has upstaged Joe Biden's anticipated entrance into the race. Ronald Ratan a dead sewer rat has taken off with the latest national poll against GOP hopefuls beating Donald Trump 55-29 percent. He beat Bush 51-32 percent and gets 49 percent to Rubio's 36 percent.
Ronald Ratan has taken the Democratic Party by storm, without making a single political speech. "He's so charismatic," said Eunice Hinklemeyer of Cedar Rapids Iowa, "When they dragged him through here the other day by his tail, I said to my husband,'There goes the next President of these here United Stakes".
Republicans have railed against the idea of a dead rat for President. Donald Trump said, "All rats are rodents! They've been sent here by Mexico to exploit our sewers and make them uninhabitable by our homeless people. I will deport all rats back to Mexico when I get elected! ON DAY ONE!"
"Wermin!" said George W. Bush from his home in Houston, "Rutton, stinkin' wermin!"
Fox News Megyn Kelly interviewed Ronald Ratan, in a far reaching interview covering many topics and came away with a much more positive outlook. "Well unlike most of the GOP candidates, when Ronald Ratan says nothing, he....really says nothing. When Trump says nothing, it takes him a minimum of a ten minute non-stop tirade."
Ronald Ratan will be in Iowa this weekend at a fundraiser in Des Moine. His spokes person has said he will be working mostly at decomposing his next speech on immigration.