An insider from the Hillary Clinton Presidency campaign has claimed that the first thing Hillary plans to do on winning the oval office is to have sex with a campaign aid on the desk and then stuff a cigar up his bottom.
Democrat sources were quick to deny the allegation claiming it's the start of a dirty tricks campaign by the Republicans.
"She doesn't even smoke cigars" a Democrat spokesman said "And for anyone to suggest that a United States President would contemplate inserting a cigar inside another person is simply discusting" The Democrat Party have moved quickly to edit the statement adding "unless the President is having an off day"
As the fight for the Presidency heats up the rest of the world watches on as American's put their most wise and distinguished countrymen forward in the battle for the White House. The likes of Mike Huckaby and Jeb Bush have all but confirmed the world's view that the future looks bleak.
