Bill & Hill, the popular Arkansas doll brand that was spun off from Walmart in a 1998 divestiture due to lack of sales following the release of their Monica model, announced a special 2-for-1 sale. That's right, buy a Hill and get a Bill absolutely free.
The new and improved version comes with extra functions and features. Now that gay marriage is legal customers can mix and match their Bill & Hill with their Ken & Barbie. Just insert a coin, wind them up and watch them fuck. Batteries not included.
The company is advertising the exclusive one-day sales event well in advance to give folks plenty of time to save up enough money to purchase the over-priced product. George Soros type customers may pre-order the merchandise online. Others can put the item on lay away, like Bill did with Monica.
So hurry, sale starts and ends on Tuesday, November 8th 2016!
