Trump: I Didn't Say Megyn Kelly Has "Ramshackle Ovaries And Clapboard Breasts"

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Monday, 10 August 2015

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BILLINGSGATE POST: Yesterday on Meet the Press, Chuck Todd asked Donald Trump if he had doubled down on Megyn Kelly when he suggested that the only thing wrong with Ms. Kelly was that the top of her head wasn't flat enough to rest a beer can on when she knelt down.

"I didn't say that! Only a bald-headed prevert with a comb-over would even think about saying anything as sick as that," exclaimed the Donald.

Chuck Todd: "What about your tweet after the debate where you said that Kelly's mental growth was severely inhibited by the early onset of ramshackle ovaries and clapboard breasts?"

Trump: "I might have said that if I were angry enough and at a loss for words. However, that was just not the case. I was as slick and polished as your above average Wharton School MBA graduate when she accused me of all those nasty things."

Todd: "Are you ready to apologize to Rosie O'Donnell?"

Trump: "Chuck, I have followed your career for a long time. I actually thought you had promise. Have you any idea how ridiculous you will feel when Rosie takes you down and sits on your face?"

"Do you have any more stupid questions?"

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