Donald Trump's inexplicable hair has decided to put its notoriety to good use, and ride that exposure to the second highest seat in the land. Donald Trump has declared that, "The only thing on the planet audacious enough to meet my Vice Presidential qualifications is my own hair!"
Asked how he came to his selection Mr. Trump explained, "I think I've made it pretty clear that the current republican leadership is a bunch of airheads, and I can't wait to add an amendment to the Constitution that grants me the power to fire all of them. Why would I pick one of those bozos to sit in the office next to me, when I have the thing I trust with all of my confidence right here." Trump stated, pointing at his head.
Trump's hair was asked how it felt about being tapped for Vice President, " I think I'm the perfect choice to be honest with you."
Trump's hair cited its ability to cover Trump under the most strenuous of circumstances as its primary qualification.
"If there is anyone out there that isn't impressed by my obvious dexterity, I'd like to see them try and cover up for someone the way I do."
The hair also pointed out there was no way that Trump was ever going to fire him, "The is 100% no way he's getting rid of me. If anything the opposite is true. The Donald is holding on to me for dear life!"
Asked how the two thought they would work together Mr. Trump explained, "Very much the same way we always have. I say comb over, and he says, how far?"
Polling currently has Donald Trump's hair at the top of the list, which makes sense, since no Vice President in American history is more recognizable than that horizontally impossible mane of hair.
