Trump Launches Reelection Campaign

Funny story written by Maditude

Tuesday, 4 August 2015

Billionaire businessman and presidential hopeful Donald Trump is not going to wait until the 2016 Presidential election to launch his reelection campaign. He figures starting now will give him a head start on the 2020 campaign and will make getting elected for a second term much easier.

"I am going to get the Latino vote in 2016 and will get more Latino votes in 2020 because they multiply like rabbits," the business mogul stated when he was asked whether there would be a backlash from Hispanic voters based on his "Border Wall" proposal.

The first fundraiser for the 2020 campaign will be a luncheon at Trump Tower in New York City. The $500/plate Mexican Buffet is expected to raise at least $500.

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