Trump: Obama Couldn't Make A Good Deal With Iran If He Were Spotted Two Camels

Funny story written by Dr. Billingsgate

Monday, 13 July 2015

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BILLINGSGATE POST: This Sunday on Face the Nation, Donald Trump told the panel of hand-picked liberal soothsayers that President Obama was absolutely over matched in his negotiations with Iran. With a disdainful gesture, he offered that Secretary Kerry was not being taken seriously by Iran because he has chicken lips; a sign of moral weakness in that country.

The Donald: "How can you possibly have faith in a man's judgement if he habitually licks his chicken lips? Just watch him. It will drive you absolutely nuts! By the way, when I was a young boy, I was told by my father that the best cure for chapped lips was to smear chicken shit on them. It wouldn't cure the chapped lips, but it would surely keep you from licking them."

"Why is it that Obama's choice for Secretary of State once tossed his Navy medals away because he questioned his country's role in Vietnam? Not only did he throw them away, he did it underhanded, like a wuss! What kind of man is that?"

Puckering his lips in a meaningful pout, Trump admonished the panel:

"Seriously, you better not send a former Ivy-League pretty-boy with chicken lips to negotiate a nuclear arms treaty with a bunch of lying camel jockeys. I guarantee you that a dyspeptic dromedary will befoul your tent before you even know what's happening."

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