NEW YORK, NY - U.S. Presidential hopeful, Donald Trump, announced today that if elected President, he will direct the U.S. Treasury Secretary to print a new $1,000,000,000 dollar bill.
In an effort to streamline the federal government, Trump also stated that he, President Donald Trump, will also become the new U.S Treasury Secretary, as well as the new Chair of the Federal Reserve.
Additionally, Trump said that he would, at taxpayers' expense, have the White House interior and exterior gold-plated.
In related news, current U.S Treasury Secretary Jack Lew, has announced the creation of a new $3 dollar bill and is seeking public input on who's picture should be on the new bill.
