In his never-ending quest to erase any trace of the existence of "Barak Obama" from the annals of history, Donald Trump claims that the entire surface of the president's body is covered with a thin shroud of camouflaged elastic material to disguise his true identity.
Trump, who made his fortune making mountains out of molehills, is the foremost authority on all things skeptical. His undisputed credibility prevailed once before when he substantiated that the birth certificate of the president was a forged and fraudulent counterfeit, thus proving that Mr. Obama is a non-existent being.
A special prosecutor will lead the inquisition.
