Fiorina Surges In Polls

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Tuesday, 23 June 2015

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Presidential hopeful Carly Fiorina has emerged as the new frontrunner in the race for the republican nomination. Figures from the latest polls show her ahead by at least 69 percentage points. The surge was attributed to a recent change in her campaign strategy.

With nothing left to lose she launched a major media blitz highlighting her newly-crafted image as a national sex symbol, including a series of X-rated television commercials (censored by the FCC), and a centerfold photo spread in Hustler magazine.

Speaking to a cheering crowd of male supporters she promised to deregulate prostitution and legalize rape if elected.

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