Written by Dr. Billingsgate

Monday, 18 May 2015

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BILLINGSGATE POST: Beleaguered George Stephanopoulos of ABC News admitted to MSNBC's "Out-of-the closet-and-in-your-face" Rachel Maddow, that he did, indeed, have a collection of Hillary Clinton pantsuits that stretch back at least 20 years.

Describing the $75,000 he gave to the Clinton Foundation as a terrific opportunity to buy some pieces of living history, he said one pantsuit was worn by Hillary the same evening that President Clinton spotted the blue dress warn by Monica Lewinsky. Explaining to the bespectacled lesbian soothsayer, who herself was wearing a pantsuit, "Hey, Dudette, I bet you would like to try one on yourself. It can be arranged. Have your lawyer talk to my lawyer."

"Why would anyone be suspicious of me and claim that I donated 75 large to the Clinton Foundation just to gain access to them. I wanted those f..king pantsuits so bad I could smell them."

"There is no doubt that this is a vast Right-Wing conspiracy to keep me from asking 'gotcha questions' when I moderate the debates for the 2016 presidential election."

Rachel to George: "Could we go back to your place and try on pantsuits together?"

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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