Written by Martin Jaeger

Saturday, 30 May 2015

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Hillary Clinton. Bernie Saunders

It is official. Rumored for weeks, leaked by Clinton's headquarters, it's the challenge we've all waited for: Clinton Vs Saunders. A good old fashioned duel.

Parnell Crawford went on TV and at 8.00 PM announced that Clinton has thrown down the gauntlet. As an example of her confidence, she has left it to Saunders to select the weapons. The choice of time was designed to coincide with the time Saunders goes to bed, so as to cause him a night of disturbing sleep.

Asked why she wanted to duel, she replied,"There's no other way to shut him up. He just goes on and on with his fanciful ideas. He's 10 times worse than Rand Paul." Clinton smiled a gritty smile and added, "Bill first suggested the duel. He checked the records and found no prohibition in the rules."

The next day Saunders responded.

"She's afraid of me, and I don't blame her."

Asked by a reporter as to his choice of weapons, he said it would be a 30 caliber machine gun. "I remember growing up and seeing war movies and the heroes picking up a machine gun from its mount and firing burst after burst. I wanted to do that when I grew up, and now I have my chance."

When Clinton was confronted with Saunder's choice of a hand held machine gun, she said, "I'll have to ask Bill. He's had back pains lately and may not be able to do it."

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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