Written by Martin Jaeger

Monday, 25 May 2015

Yesterday, this reporter--and I'm not going to tell you how I did it--hacked Hillary Clinton's email account: H@Gmail.com/top secret/Benghazi.

No wonder she wanted to keep this away from prying eyes and perspicacious newspaper people,like me.

There is was for the plucking, email after email.

Incriminating? You be the judge.

One after another, and then more.

Two days after the Benghazi break-in on September 11, 2012, Hillary writes to Gregory Hicks, Deputy Chief of the Mission, and her confidant:

"What is a Benghazi?"

This is quickly followed up by:

"Where is Benghazi?"

If that doesn't tell you the pure state of Hillary's mind, then I don't what more she could do to prove her lack of culpability.

Add to that her email to Gregory Hicks the next day:

"Maybe you can get me some stamps for my stamp collection?"

This doesn't shoe a woman panicking like so many people have suggested.

Two days later she asks:

"What kind of mileage does a Benghazi get?"

Add up the evidence for yourself.

Not only wasn't she part of the coverup she had no knowledge of anything.

Still. those Republicans will do anything to demean her. They shoot from the hip, always without the facts. But we know better, don't we?

Rigney Taylor

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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