Washington AC/DC - They're hosing down the Oval Orifice men's room this weekend after someone posted footage of the President's annual urino-genitary medical exam on the White House intranet.
It shows the President with a 10-inch lily-white willy witchdoctors are checking for signs of vitiligo, a chronic condition of pig men loss.
As for Obama's scrotum it shows classic signs if piebaldism - a rare autosomal dominant disorder of melanocyte development (WTF dat? Ed).
A cursory glance at the Official US Presidential Testicle Book describes this as having certain characteristics like a congenital white forelock, hypopigmented macules and a triangle-shaped patch on the foreskin.
It also makes the pubes thick and bristly 'like whiskers on a wild Appalachian bore' according to the Reverend Al Sharpton who's a national expert on such stuff.
The directory was compiled under Bill Clinton whose 'reverse albinism' was described at length (12 inches) by Monica Lewinsky who claimed her lover Clinton 'had a black man's dick'.**
Commenting on the weekend's revelations a penis specialist from Washington's Seedy Sign-Eye Mammorial Hospital said, "We've yet to see the inside of the President's penis, maybe one day he'll leave it to the nation."
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** Up his ass