Jaggedone's CIA HQ in downtown Las Vegas has just received this environ-mental doomsday warning from a parched weather man lost in the Great Basin Desert, and here it is : The US will experience more droughts in the coming years than the Sahara Desert![
A lost weather man hiking through the largest desert in the US is convinced that many parts of the country will experience mega-droughts in the coming years and his opinion is not influenced by the fact that he was dehydrating with impunity! He also claimed the heat had not affected his brain cells after getting dizzy and landing on the spike of a huge cactus whilst frying in the midday sun without a sun hat or blocker!
Another US weather man caught up in some of the worst snow blizzards to hit the Northern US states in over 200 years has refuted the other weather man's claim and believes he is having a 'fata morgana' shimmering across the desert sands, which is causing his apocalyptic opinion and told him to move north before he ends up looking like the skull of a dead camel lost in the sands of time!
Spotter planes were sent out to find the lost weather man, but sadly they were delayed by a huge rain storm flying in from the east and the last we heard his skeleton was found by passing, mounted on camels, Arabian nomads, who emigrated to the US because their desert was not big enough for ISIS and themselves; now that is really an apocalyptic, doomsday piece of news!
From one weather man to another; "Need some water??