CHICAGO - (Satire News) - The Illinois Dept. of Weather has just announced that a powerful snowstorm named The Canadian Yukon Express, is heading toward the US. A rep for the IDW, noted that the huge, blistering cold snowstorm will be going as far…
BULOXI, Mississippi – (Satire News) – The Mississippi Department of Law Enforcement is investigating into how in the hellacious hell, 343 tons of Wisconsin snow ended up in the delta state of Mississippi. Capt. Amos Tuckerlicker, 62, with the MDLE…
Hello, Ray Ving, again. You may remember me from Radio River, Radio Sewage Works, and the Podcast Thoughts in my Shed. I am 79 you know, told old for all of this bullshit. Anyway, my question is this: Will there be Snow this year? If there is, why…
The inhabitants of charming little village Chutney on the Fritz were surprised that a few snowflakes fell this morning and have been blogging about it. Vicar Peter Lesley said 'I usually blog about Easter at Easter Weekend, but when I looked out o…
GREEN BAY – (Sports Satire) – The Packers are headed to the NFC Championship. They easily beat a Los Angeles Rams team 32-18, that said it was just too damn cold to be playing outside. The U.S. weather service said that the temperature at kick-off…
NEW YORK CITY – (Spoof Entertainment Satire) - After being told by several prominent movie critics that all of the Hallmark Channel movies look and sound the same, the popular network has decided to make some changes. Noted film critic, Gunther Mi…
I started writing for Mark Lowton's Spoof back in 2004. I left the Spoof in 2014. And for the past six years I have been living up in Penguinville, Alaska. This little quaint Eskimo fishing village is just a stone's throw from the North Pole. I...
Weather forecasters in the wonderful Alpine winter wonderland of Switzerland are in an excitable mood this morning, after it was looking like snow would once again fall in the country, just as it always does. Heavy snowfalls are expected in Anderm...
A local activist group files class action suit against God claiming that snow is racist and doesn't meet affirmative action quotas. They reason that if white folks get white snow, other groups should get snow that is closer to their skin colors. S...
The country is once again facing it's gravest threat. We the British people must stand strong and united in the face of such a unrelenting invasion! We are of course talking about the few days every year the entire country loses it's shit over some s...
Local residents across the Caribbean Islands have woken up to find their usual warm and sunny climate is currently inaccessible due to an unusual winter blizzard that has slammed the region. Winds are howling at more than 70 mph, the Blizzard of 2...
In what is now pretty much a commonplace occurrence, a giant winter Strom is impacting a large swath of the United States. Although, weather forecasters are calling it another "storm of the century ", Doug from Philadelphia was quoted as saying,...
NEW YORK CITY, NEW YORK - A MONSTER storm that might pack blizzard conditions spun by the elite East-Coast media will, hopefully, live up to the hype, but New York City and Washington DC shut down anyway to allow government workers to take an additio...
Congratulations on the purchase of your earth-friendly StaGreen™ all electric snowblower! Assembly of your new StaGreen™ snowblower should take no more than thirty minutes, following these simple instructions. WARNING! Do not attempt to plug your StaGreen™ snowblower into a wall outlet inside your house: if the selector switch is in the ON position the blades may rota...
It's March 2015 and snow has been falling over the north west of Scotland for over 48 hours hours now. Reports of drifts of six feet have been reported in high exposed areas and none so bad as the Isle of Siel, just south of Oban. It was just yest...
BILLINGSGATE POST: With snow reaching heights of 6 or more feet in the Boston area, reports of a creepy man dressed as a snowman are being investigated by Boston Police. One lady, who did not want to be identified, reported that she was steppi...
Snow-covered patio furniture took their complaints to the New Hampshire State Supreme Court after being buried for weeks under excessive snow banks. Patio Furniture Reps report that New England's extreme subarctic temperatures and record-breaking...
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