Old man Walter McKinley was today complaining about how the school down his road had been closed after a measly two inches of snow had fallen. The 87-year-old, who has lived in Mithering on the Trent for the past 59 years, and is seen as a local c…
Kenosha, Alaska - An out of control snow blower went … well, out of control yesterday, killing 15, leaving a blood bath in its wake. Mr. Ely Snowdog said, “I was watching for more balloons in the sky, but the wife told me to git my ass outside and…
NEW YORK CITY - (Business Satire) - The Wendy's Corporation has addressed the rumor that began in Wisconsin, that one of their fast food outlets is selling Blizzards that have been known to contain traces of snow. The American Food News Agency fir…
NORWAY - (Satire News) - This is a dramatic fact in Northern Europe. Due to the coal shortage, some of the snowmen have been left without eyes. "We have rolled snowman parts out of the snow as before, but when eyes are needed to perfect the end re…
And Ted Cruz is leaving home once again! There’s a YUGE fucking blizzard taking down all of North America, including Texas where Gregg Abbott is getting a blowjob from someone who just jumped his wall (she may or may not be 18 and an orphan, and n…
Hello, Mr Raymond Ving here. I am nearly 80 you know. You will remember from my other columns - Collander Husbandry, Whoops where did I leave the Knives? and Look out, there's a Labrador about. I would like to talk to you today about snow. Snow…
STOCKHOLM, Sweden - (World Satire) - The government of Sweden says that there is a tremendous shortage of snow, the likes of which the nation has never seen before. A spokesperson for The Swedish Weather Guild (SWG) has commented that the Swedish…
Due to the planet over-heating like a camel’s ass in Dubai, snow is melting so well every year, that scientist think pretty soon there will be no more snow anywhere on Earth. And that’s good news for summer sports! Could you imagine skateboarding…
LAREDO, Texas - (Satire News) - The average summer temperature in Laredo, Texas is 106. But thanks to the Canadian Yukon Express of 2022, the city on the US-Mexico border just saw 27 inches of snow fall on the town on the Rio Grande River. Lare…
CHICAGO - (Satire News) - The Illinois Dept. of Weather has just announced that a powerful snowstorm named The Canadian Yukon Express, is heading toward the US. A rep for the IDW, noted that the huge, blistering cold snowstorm will be going as far…
BULOXI, Mississippi – (Satire News) – The Mississippi Department of Law Enforcement is investigating into how in the hellacious hell, 343 tons of Wisconsin snow ended up in the delta state of Mississippi. Capt. Amos Tuckerlicker, 62, with the MDLE…
Hello, Ray Ving, again. You may remember me from Radio River, Radio Sewage Works, and the Podcast Thoughts in my Shed. I am 79 you know, told old for all of this bullshit. Anyway, my question is this: Will there be Snow this year? If there is, why…
The inhabitants of charming little village Chutney on the Fritz were surprised that a few snowflakes fell this morning and have been blogging about it. Vicar Peter Lesley said 'I usually blog about Easter at Easter Weekend, but when I looked out o…
GREEN BAY – (Sports Satire) – The Packers are headed to the NFC Championship. They easily beat a Los Angeles Rams team 32-18, that said it was just too damn cold to be playing outside. The U.S. weather service said that the temperature at kick-off…
NEW YORK CITY – (Spoof Entertainment Satire) - After being told by several prominent movie critics that all of the Hallmark Channel movies look and sound the same, the popular network has decided to make some changes. Noted film critic, Gunther Mi…
I started writing for Mark Lowton's Spoof back in 2004. I left the Spoof in 2014. And for the past six years I have been living up in Penguinville, Alaska. This little quaint Eskimo fishing village is just a stone's throw from the North Pole. I...
Weather forecasters in the wonderful Alpine winter wonderland of Switzerland are in an excitable mood this morning, after it was looking like snow would once again fall in the country, just as it always does. Heavy snowfalls are expected in Anderm...
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