Weather forecasters in the wonderful Alpine winter wonderland of Switzerland are in an excitable mood this morning, after it was looking like snow would once again fall in the country, just as it always does. Heavy snowfalls are expected in Anderm...
A local activist group files class action suit against God claiming that snow is racist and doesn't meet affirmative action quotas. They reason that if white folks get white snow, other groups should get snow that is closer to their skin colors. S...
The country is once again facing it's gravest threat. We the British people must stand strong and united in the face of such a unrelenting invasion! We are of course talking about the few days every year the entire country loses it's shit over some s...
Local residents across the Caribbean Islands have woken up to find their usual warm and sunny climate is currently inaccessible due to an unusual winter blizzard that has slammed the region. Winds are howling at more than 70 mph, the Blizzard of 2...
In what is now pretty much a commonplace occurrence, a giant winter Strom is impacting a large swath of the United States. Although, weather forecasters are calling it another "storm of the century ", Doug from Philadelphia was quoted as saying,...
NEW YORK CITY, NEW YORK - A MONSTER storm that might pack blizzard conditions spun by the elite East-Coast media will, hopefully, live up to the hype, but New York City and Washington DC shut down anyway to allow government workers to take an additio...
Congratulations on the purchase of your earth-friendly StaGreen™ all electric snowblower! Assembly of your new StaGreen™ snowblower should take no more than thirty minutes, following these simple instructions. WARNING! Do not attempt to plug your StaGreen™ snowblower into a wall outlet inside your house: if the selector switch is in the ON position the blades may rota...
It's March 2015 and snow has been falling over the north west of Scotland for over 48 hours hours now. Reports of drifts of six feet have been reported in high exposed areas and none so bad as the Isle of Siel, just south of Oban. It was just yest...
BILLINGSGATE POST: With snow reaching heights of 6 or more feet in the Boston area, reports of a creepy man dressed as a snowman are being investigated by Boston Police. One lady, who did not want to be identified, reported that she was steppi...
Snow-covered patio furniture took their complaints to the New Hampshire State Supreme Court after being buried for weeks under excessive snow banks. Patio Furniture Reps report that New England's extreme subarctic temperatures and record-breaking...
Jaggedone's CIA HQ in downtown Las Vegas has just received this environ-mental doomsday warning from a parched weather man lost in the Great Basin Desert, and here it is : The US will experience more droughts in the coming years than the Sahara Deser...
NEW YORK CITY, NEW YORK - A MONSTER storm packing blizzard conditions spun by the elite East Coast media failed to live up to the hype, but New York City shut down anyway to allow government workers to take an additional day off with pay. Many cit...
All of Cuba was hammered by a snowstorm last night which dumped twelve feet of snow on the island. Both the Cuban government and the U.S. Congress are blaming President Barack Obama. "It's a catastrophe. We've never had this much snow. Adios, amig...
A serious deficit in snow - fall has lead to skiers finding a new way to enjoy the French 'Pistes' 'Neige Virtuel',or ' Virtual Snow', allows the skier to 'sense' the snow- rich slope, without ever leaving their chalet. The skier simply downloa...
According to those people trying to warn us about global warning, they now have determined that it will give you the runs. "It will be so warm that your food will break down too fast and you'll be continuing to run back and forth from the dining r...
PHILADELPHIA - A meteorologist in The City of Brotherly Love recently announced on his weather show that the city's forecast calls for "Snow, snow, and more friggin snow." The meteorologist, who goes by the name of Blizzard Bill, said that he was...
NEW YORK CITY - Noted New York City attorney Orson Manicotti has just filed a lawsuit on behalf of 16 New York City residents. The lawsuit is based on the fact that the government of Canada was told by The United States Department of Weather that...
WASHINGTON, D.C. - The United States Department of Weather has issued a severe winter snow storm warning for an area from the Dakotas all the way Eastward to New England. The report states that The Klondike Polar Vortex could cause some temperatur...
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