Wyoming was walloped by a behemoth of a winter storm, which included ice, snow, and freezing rain that coated the countryside with inches of impenetrable accumulation. Fortunately, it had no effect, since nobody lives in Wyoming.
"We wouldn't even have heard about it except some idiot got lost trying to drive from Odessa to Boise." Governor, Matt Mead stated.
He added that the lost driver most likely, "made a wrong turn at Albuquerque."
"Other than a few sissies that probably cancelled trips to Devil's Tower, I doubt the storm really had a effect on anyone" said Larry Oolman, weather researcher from the University of Wyoming.
American Climatologist, Judith Curry added, "It's a little bit like the old adage, if a tree falls in the woods, and nobody's there does it make a sound. The short answer is yes, but nobody cares."
