CAIRO, Egypt - (Spoof News) - President Abdel Fattah el-Sisi of the desert country of Egypt, has made it known that the Egyptian Military is in the process of ascertaining exactly who has been boldly stealing sand from the Sahara Desert. El Sisi s…
THE MOJAVE DESERT - (Satire News) - The Los Angeles Post-Gazette is reporting that a lightning strike caused a fire in the Mojave Desert. Reporter Fargo Windfall stated that although the strike was a major one, the only damage to the Mojave was th…
THE KALAHARI DESERT, South Africa - (Satire News) - If anyone thought that The Trumpapalooza Global Warming and Global Flooding were both a hoax, then they have just been given a damn good sound education on the ways of the wild world we all live in.
PAPOOSE RATTLE, New Mexico – (Satire News) – A reporter with Boom Boom News has just commented that he and his camerman recently came across three adult crocodiles, a toddler croc, and a baby croc in the Hot Flash Desert of southern New Mexico. Th…
DEATH VALLEY, California – (Satire News) – In an unprecedented decision, the US Bureau of Weather has just issued a directive condemning Death Valley. A spokeswoman for the USBW, stated that with the daily temperatures hitting the 160s, the agency…
PRICKLY PEAR, Arizona – (Satire News) – The Arizona Department of Range Rangers is reporting that they have apprehended a group of cactus rustlers, who they had pegged The Thorny Trio. Captain Omar D. Sindaboodle, with the ADRR said that they were…
The problem at the border includes hordes of women and children, with parents separated from their kids, and kept in “concentration camps.” Into this hurly-burly came Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (AOC), interviewing the inmates. She reported they had...
A powerful rainstorm blew fast and wet through the desperate desert town of Henderson, Nevada, this weekend, bringing sticky sighs of relief - and of sheer pleasure - to residents desperate for lubrication. "Praise Jesus, was I happy to get some,"...
Jaggedone's CIA HQ in downtown Las Vegas has just received this environ-mental doomsday warning from a parched weather man lost in the Great Basin Desert, and here it is : The US will experience more droughts in the coming years than the Sahara Deser...
BARSTOW, CALIFORNIA - Officers at Fort Irwin, home of the 11th Armored Cavalry Regiment, "Blackhorse Regiment", are busy resurrecting the U.S. Camel Corps. The U.S. Camel Corps, which operated in the desert Southwest in the 1800's, was an army exp...
ELY, NEVADA - Authorities in Ely, Nevada announced today that a transportation worker reported seeing a shiny disc-shaped craft hover in the air above the desert along Hwy. 59 a week ago, as it dumped a series of unidentified objects on to the ground...
LONDON, UK - Actor Peter O'Toole admitted that he'd go mad if he had to face another Christmas watching himself in Lawrence of Arabia. "Open presents, Christmas dinner, then sit down and find the only thing on tele is Lawrence of Arabia. What kin...
PHOENIX - A recent research study report that was put out by The Amalgamated Data Gathering Agency of Chicago surprised and shocked many residents of Arizona. The 9-month study reported that the reason why so many Arizona residents are in a state...
CHICAGO - The CEO of Calendars 'R' Us, which is the largest calendar manufacturer in the world, has just stated that The 2013 All-Nude Sofia Vergara Mayan Apocalypse Calendar is having astounding sales. Axton P. Zipplecross, Jr., the calendar comp...
MARICOPA COUNTY, Arizona - The self-proclaimed greatest sheriff in America, Joe "Pinky" Arpaio has just announced that he and a deputy have captured three very strange looking individuals. Sheriff Arpaio informed Rumsfeld Muddlefish a reporter wit...
Recent scare stories about the imminent arid conditions to affect Southern England may be false - according to Wiltshire plumber, Tommy Gripefuttock. "Hosepipe ban - fuck off", expostulates Tommy. Mr Gripefuttock explains thus - "The aquifers a...
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