For Romney, Third Time's the Charm

Written by Ken Neely

Wednesday, 21 January 2015

WASHINGTON - It has surfaced that Mitt Romney has desire to run again for his third presidential bid.

Although he has yet to officially throw his hat into the 2016 mix, sources close to him say that he is excited and has a good feeling about this time around.

"I plan on winning the race in 2016, and I'll run again in 2020." He then joked about his Mormonism, "At this rate I'll have more presidential bids than wives."

He declined to comment when asked if Obama reaching his presidential term limits and therefore not being able to run again have anything to do with his "good feeling."

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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