After another all-nighter on the Las Vegas Strip, former NBA Star Dennis Rodman woke up in a young woman's room to a loud banging on the door.
"At first I thought it was her husband or boyfriend," said Rodman. "Can't tell you how many times shit like this has happened to me."
Rodman's first instinct was to sneak out of the back sliding glass door, then he realized they were on the top floor of the Casino.
"Man, I was way too far up to jump. I was hoping the dude would just go away. That's when shit got serious."
At this point a squad of short North Korean men in the hallway began smashing the door with the butts of their AK-47s. Upon destroying the door, the men rushed into the room and stuck the barrels of their guns in Rodman's face.
"They kept clicking their guns and shit like in the movies," said Dennis. "Then they dropped this envelope on me and one of em said, your best friend Kim expects results. Then they left."
The envelope contained a direct North Korean military order from the Dictator himself to kiss actor Seth Rogen.
"Hey man, don't get me wrong, me and Kim is tight, but I ain't sure I'm up for kissing no one," said Dennis. "I don't even know this Seth Rogen. All I know is he's a goofy Jewish dude that's been in some movies. Shit, ain't nothing wrong with that as far as I know."