Written by Al N.

Sunday, 23 November 2014

image for North Korea to Invade the Ukraine As Soon As They Find Out Where it Is
Kim is using this 1982 globe to locate the Ukraine.

Pyongyang, North Korea North Korean dictator, rotund Kim Jong Un, in a move said to drum up enthusiasm in the Hermit Kingdom, announced that North Korea was off to liberate the Ukrainians.

"We know our former allies the Russians seem to want to help the Ukraine but have been unable to do it. We have a large army sitting around doing nothing, just eating up all the food. We will set out to liberate the Ukrainians and score some nice beach land for a new Vacation Palace while we are at it!" shouted Kim Jong Un excitedly.

Kim then went off to find a map somewhere in the 19th century country so they could locate the Ukraine.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: North Korea

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