Washington AC/DC - Three consecutive nights of Australian weed smoking have inspired Barack Obama with an absolute blinder in the shape of his forthcoming Affordable Air Act 2014.
The proposals will target carbon dioxide emissions sourced to human exhalation which eco-fascists claim are melting the Ecuadorian glaciers.
And turning polar bear cubs psychotic inside the womb.
Drafts of the upcoming legislation seen by QM-NewCorpse stringers show that anyone
found breathing fumes containing power-plant smokestack staples like soot, mercury, sulfur and carbon monoxide will be subject to a compulsory Carbon Bootprint (WTF dat? - 'Ed')
The measure would tackle asthma, heart disease, ingrowing toenail and premature death/ageing by banning automobile tailpipes and cool plants like Anthracite 'Colorado Blue', a native species.
Uh, coal plants.
Check out Barack's personal eco-fascist emissions by clicking right here for the hyperlink.