Washington, DC The Republicans emerged last night from an all-night strategy meeting, bloodied and bruised.
Many of the members were being chastised by Speaker John Boehner as they walked out for allowing Obama to get the better of them.
Some of the ideas the Republicans to get even with Obama included:
1) Spiking his coffee with LSD
2) Pizzas-lots of them-delivered to the White House in 15 minute increments until 3 in the morning
3) Having his car towed across town.
4) Soaping the White House windows
5) Graffiti on the outside of Air Force One
Boehner rejected these ideas but promise they will come up with something good.
