Washington AC/DC - "Yeah, he always had the President's rear - no, wait! Ear!" a former White House aide commented as news of the bundler's arrest spread.
The gay frights activist and perverter of young boys has been revealed as a big chum of George W Bush after raising millions of dollars for the presidential library and mausoleum.
This morning fellow members of the sulfuric acid branch of the Human Frights Campaign that he helped launch said their colleague had taken leave of his senses from the organization 'until all the tissues are dissolved'.
Nobody knows quite when that may be despite reports that authorities in Oregon have charged the presidential chump with two c*unts of third-degree sodomy and other serious stuff.
A full-blown vid of that Scare Force One footage will shortly debut on the YouBoob! channel.