Obama Invites Immigrants to Bunker Down in White House

Funny story written by Al N.

Thursday, 13 November 2014

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The White House before the barriers and bunkers, much to the chagrin of tourists, obscured it from sight.

Washington, DC-In breaking news it was announced that Obama, in order to shield them from Republican legislators bound and determined to deport them, will allow a multitude of immigrants to have sanctuary in the White House.

Obama has had barriers and bunkers built all along the perimeter of the White House with a brand new guard tower installed. Obama swore that they would defend the White House at all costs and threatened to mobilize the military "if that's what it takes."

Republicans were close-lipped, but reports have leaked out that they plan a full frontal siege of the White House at sundown. Further details will be reported as they occur but citizens are advised to avoid the area of the White House for at least the next 48 hours.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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