Fertile Crescent, Syria - A 500ft Hindenberg-like inflatable drone shaped like the Queen of Halloween's punani has crossed into Islamic State airspace close to rebel-held territory of Mount Skrotomb.
Insurgents immediately stopped bobbing for apples in the dank waters of the Euphrates where thousands of iPhone6 handsets were accidentally dumped in an aid convoy to the Kurds gone wrong scenario last Tuesday.
Witnesses reported hearing a volley of shots fired at the airship with some rounds hitting the labia majora part of the fuselage.
And a video posted this evening on Iraq TV's Al-Gonorrhea news channel showed a horrendous deluge of bright green luminous gunk bursting from the dirigible.
Before crashing all over the ISIS encampment's makeshit - uh, makeshift! - portapotty hub.
Commenting on events in the Fertile Crescent this Halloween a spokesperson for the Diabolical Liberties Union said, 'Trick or Treat you bastards'.
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