Republicans Announce This Halloween Will Be Scariest Ever

Funny story written by Al N.

Wednesday, 22 October 2014

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When Obama read his list, most of the Republicans tried to ignore the elephant in the room.

FauX NEWS It was discovered by the Republican Party that Obama has planned the scariest Halloween by, starting with Devil's Night, will recite a litany of reforms and positive legislation that the Republicans have managed to block, stonewall, or outright vote down.

This list starts with blocking the veteran's health bill, the Paycheck Fairness Act, the VA Hospital bill, the watering down of voter's rights, blocking the Bank on Students Emergency Loan Refinancing Act, Tax on Companies that ship jobs overseas, the political ad disclosure bill, the small business jobs bill, other jobs bills, all the way to voting to default on loans and shut down the government.

Rumors were the Republicans would be home hiding in their gated community mansions in their safe rooms.

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