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Shamima Begum Forms Her Own Ultra-Radical Islamic Terror Group

Funny story: Shamima Begum Forms Her Own Ultra-Radical Islamic Terror Group

Shamima Begum, the British girl who has been stripped of her British citizenship by the government, after she left London to join the Islamic State forces in Syria four years ago when she was just 15, has accepted the decision with humility, and has...

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Shamima Begum: Crowds Turn Out To Wave Her Off To 'Somewhere Else'

Funny story: Shamima Begum: Crowds Turn Out To Wave Her Off To 'Somewhere Else'

Shamima Begum, the girl who has been told she isn't welcome in England anymore, has attracted huge crowds who gathered in London to wave her off to wherever it is the UK government thinks they are going to send her. Begum, 19, left Britain to join...

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Australia-Bound! Shamima Begum To Be Sent To Penal Colony

Funny story: Australia-Bound! Shamima Begum To Be Sent To Penal Colony

Shamima Begum, the British girl who went to Syria to join the Islamic State terrorist group when she was 15, but who then decided she'd had enough of playing soldiers, and wanted to return to Britain, is to be sent to Australia in penal servitude.

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Shamima Begum's Baby Looks A Bit Shifty

Funny story: Shamima Begum's Baby Looks A Bit Shifty

Shamima Begum, the Bethnal Green teenager who left the UK, aged 15, to go and join Islamic State in Syria, has had her baby, and, to be perfectly honest, it looks 'a bit shifty'. Begum, now 19, is currently trying to convince the UK authorities th...

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Petty Criminal? Bearing a Grudge? No Luck With the Ladies? Loser? Why Not Join Isis?

Funny story: Petty Criminal? Bearing a Grudge? No Luck With the Ladies? Loser? Why Not Join Isis?

Paid content on behalf of Isis Recruitment Services, bomb crater, Syrian Desert. We know how you feel. You've done time in prison for shoplifting or burglary. You hate your job stacking shelves in Lidl or counting chicken nuggets. You've been thrown out of college for failing your accountancy exam. You're an incel, girls don't want to know you and Pornhub is your only outlet. You spend too much...

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Donald Trump challenges leader of ISIS to hand-to-hand combat

Funny story: Donald Trump challenges leader of ISIS to hand-to-hand combat

Donald Trump released a video today in which he has taken his first steps in confronting ISIS. The video consists of Donald Trump declaring how he & America are fed up with terrorist leader Abu Bakr Al-Baghdadi, his terrorist organization ISI...

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Jihadis insist Jesus was decapitated for drinking wine at Last Supper

Funny story: Jihadis insist Jesus was decapitated for drinking wine at Last Supper

Syria - IS Jihadis are claiming responsibility for beheading Mexican stevedore Jesus Gonzales after viewing cell phone footage of him quaffing bottles of Rioja at a Barcelona restaurant called Ultima Cena, Spanish for 'last supper'. The Cancun doc...

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IS snuff movie paraphernalia ads spam Saudi Justice Ministry website

Funny story: IS snuff movie paraphernalia ads spam Saudi Justice Ministry website

Riyadh, Saudi Arabia - Hundreds of pop-up ads for sex torture instruments have plastered the website promoting Jihadis' favorite snuff movie props. The array of decapitation, amputation and flogging must-haves appeared as Islamic State fanatics re...

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Sabotage suspected as 3m self-assembly speakers' chairs flummox Iran National Consultative Assembly

Funny story: Sabotage suspected as 3m self-assembly speakers' chairs flummox Iran National Consultative Assembly

Tehran - IS Jihadis are in the frame for a suspected hoax wrought on the hapless Iranian official in charge of national procurement, 'excluding hookers'. The deception has sent Ayatollah Rough Son Johnny Jr squealing to the dog house about his pur...

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Londoner Ham Id El-Weedi identified as notorious 'Jihadi John'

Funny story: Londoner Ham Id El-Weedi identified as notorious 'Jihadi John'

London - Accomplished London Borough of Tooting crack dealer Ham Id El-Weedi has been identified as serial beheader Jihadi John. Described by notorious gangland mobsters the Kray Twins as 'mild mannered and kittenish' in comparison to Mrs Thatcher...

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Druid Jihad: Radical Islamism Takes Polytheistic Turn

Hamish Leonardo Kraftwerker Magee, Chief Druid of Dumfries, (previously known as Third Baron Trevelyan Montague of High Wycombe), has narrowly escaped being sent to Guantanamo bay on the grounds of being a jihadist militant. In in his inimitable...

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Christmas? Bah humbug! IS jihadis shoot down Santa's sleigh, take hostages

Funny story: Christmas? Bah humbug! IS jihadis shoot down Santa's sleigh, take hostages

Syria - There will be trouble in Lapland tonight where emergency response sledges are being kitted out with a 'Trojan Horse' Santaclaus in retalliation for last night's attack. Witnesses say IS jihadis shot down what appeared to be an evil-looking...

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Dozens of Palace servants have dumped their positions and signed up to Islamic State

Funny story: Dozens of Palace servants have dumped their positions and signed up to Islamic State

London - The Queen is not amused to learn that dozens of her slave labor peons have legged it to Syria where the Islamic State national minimum weekly wage is two Kalashnikovs and five hundred squid. It means there is no longer anybody available...

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Giant Halloween 'gay vagina' dirigible freaks out Islamic State insurgents

Funny story: Giant Halloween 'gay vagina' dirigible freaks out Islamic State insurgents

Fertile Crescent, Syria - A 500ft Hindenberg-like inflatable drone shaped like the Queen of Halloween's punani has crossed into Islamic State airspace close to rebel-held territory of Mount Skrotomb. Insurgents immediately stopped bobbing for app...

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Venus adds a touch of euthanasia to Thursday's somber solar eclipse

Funny story: Venus adds a touch of euthanasia to Thursday's somber solar eclipse

The Cosmos - A trainwreck astrological alignment straddles the Cosmos this Thursday when the Sun, Moon and Venus all pile into Scorpio triggering a solar eclipse in the Zodiac's Sign of Death. Skywatchers liken the aspect to a morphine/cocaine hig...

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Jihadis' apocalyptic end-of-days HQ of Dabiq sitting on 'Holy Hand Grenade Of Antioch' sinkhole say Wiccans

Funny story: Jihadis' apocalyptic end-of-days HQ of Dabiq sitting on 'Holy Hand Grenade Of Antioch' sinkhole say Wiccans

Dabiq - A World Council of Wicca elder has written to Islamic State bigwigs about their adherents flocking to the Syrian border personality town of Dabiq scene of an ancient 7th century Sunni prophecy about Judgement Day. Mother Superior says she...

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Brit security services using construction tower cranes to spy on wannabe IS jihadis says Director Comey

Funny story: Brit security services using construction tower cranes to spy on wannabe IS jihadis says Director Comey

New York - The CEO of the FBI has praised an innovative UK surveillance program that tracks potential terrorists with spyware fixed to high-rise construction cranes following the arrest of four suspected jihadis in London. "Of course we sold them...

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Islamic State readies bioterror drone nicknamed The Ebola Gay

Funny story: Islamic State readies bioterror drone nicknamed The Ebola Gay

Syria - A 3-D printed Boeing B-29 Superfortress bomber is being kitted out by Islamic State terrorists in readiness to launch a germ warfare drone dubbed The Ebola Gay. Pentagon satellite footage from the Syrian desert shows a partially assembled...

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