Islamic State readies bioterror drone nicknamed The Ebola Gay

Written by queen mudder

Sunday, 5 October 2014

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Bound to be a target

Syria - A 3-D printed Boeing B-29 Superfortress bomber is being kitted out by Islamic State terrorists in readiness to launch a germ warfare drone dubbed The Ebola Gay.

Pentagon satellite footage from the Syrian desert shows a partially assembled Little Boy gun-type weapon built of highly toxic viral material - possibly a nasty batch of mutant crimpelene.

Its launch could happen as early as next week according to intelligence reports suggesting it's part of a planned biological assault on the gay fleshpots of Europe that so freak out Islamic State closet queens.

Last year a severe bout of European winter projectile vomiting syndrome was blamed on Islamic State sabotage that doctored traditional curry powder supplies enroute from India.

Then an entire shipping container of upmarket Chinese air-freshener was found to be contaminated with the Swine Flu genome.

Islamic State claimed credit for the ensuing pandemic which targeted 'piggy-faced infidels' abhorrent of burkhas.

Expect The Ebola Gay to drop around Halloween.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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