Police Searching for Mansion In Mounds of Toilet Paper

Written by Al N.

Friday, 24 October 2014

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Multiply the toilet paper pictured by about a million and you might realize the extent of the problem.

Wealthy Neighborhood, NY Police today were still searching for a mansion under a mountain of toilet paper. Police had no sure explanation for how the mound of toilet paper got there, but they had received a 911 call stating that there were rich people trapped in the house so they had responded quicker than their usual rate of 1 hour and 10 minutes.

Perhaps significant to the incident is the fact that 24 hours before the incident happened, complaints were heard from the residents of the house complaining about all the "ghetto rats trick-or-treating in our neighborhood." The complaint went viral on the Internet, and the mound of toilet began to rise. Soon the number of people "tee-peeing" the mansion numbered in the hundreds as traffic jams in the area occurred and local stores reported running out of toilet paper.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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