BILLINGSGATE POST: In a speech before a woman's group, Monica Lewinsky was unable to justify blaming herself or President Clinton for the notorious affair she had with Clinton in the Oval Office. Implying that she was the unwitting collateral damage of a right wing conspiracy attack instigated by the dog leg configuration of Bubba's pocket rocket, she withdrew her previous allegation that sharing a Poppa John's pizza with Slick Willy made her do it.
Downplaying the possibility of carnal knowledge being a factor in the incident that created the spotting of her infamous blue dress, the brunette vixen explained that her sexual inexperience was possibly a factor in her not being able to discern whether Slick Willy was going to throw her a hook or a slider. In other words, she didn't know whether to go right or left at the critical moment.
As Hillary would say, "What difference does it make?" Monica could have blamed the president for taking advantage of a young intern, possibly blame the Secret Service for winking at her as she closed the door, Hillary for not caring, and finally, George W. Bush, just because he invaded Iraq.