Kim Kardashian has personality enlargement operation

Funny story written by Patrick Parkinson

Tuesday, 25 March 2014

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TV reality star Kim Kardashian has left hospital following plastic surgery giving her a personality enlargement. The "Keeping Up with the Kardashians" star has had breast and ass enlargements in the past, however the star wanted to improve her personality this time.

"Most people would do it naturally" said family friend Jasmine Blergh "by socialising or taking an interest in the news and culture to broaden her view of the world. But Kim wanted the personality enhancement straight away so went under the knife."

Kim emerged from St Mary's hospital in Los Angeles unscathed apart from some bandages around her head. The operation was created by Swedish surgeon Jurgen Nedderlad "we open the skull and insert parts of the brain with memories and thoughts we've collected from other more interesting people" said the doctor "there will be a period where she will have to get used to her new personality and there could be a risk that she will take less interest in her vain lifestyle".

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