Worthless Rehabbed Entertainment Celebrity Studio Announces Fall Line-Up

Funny story written by Frank Michaels

Sunday, 16 March 2014

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Viewer watches as bloody buttocks emerges from Balls and Booty show

Hollywood, CA (STT News) - In an official welcoming ceremony, the Irrational Network Association announced the arrival of the newly formed Worthless Rehabbed Entertainment Celebrity Studio (WRECS) and their line-up for the upcoming Fall, 2014 TV season.

The MeMe Gone Whaling Show

Various unknowns from the entertainment industry will host this weekly program where everyday people are repeatedly shown, over and over 'whaling' in which they leap from behind some visual obstruction, arching backward and then fall upon the ground or floor with a thump. This is expected to generate lots of laughs.

Balls and Booty

Random obscure golfers attempt to tee-off on a golf ball perched on the butt-cheek of Playboy models. The audience in the studio will get a chance to vote on whether the swing will make clean contact with the ball or smack the guest model in her derriere, and if so, to what degree she will be injured.

The Twerk & Jerk Show

Miley Cyrus and Justin Bieber host this show where each will perform some ludicrous, obscene or vulgar stage performance while the other looks on preparing to counter with their own. The audience will be offered a chance to participate with each act and risk being licked, kicked or even spat upon. At the end of the show, the national audience will be given a number to call to cast a vote that will mean nothing but will cost them $3.99 on their phone bill.

The Worthless Rehabbed Entertainment Celebrity Studio feels this line-up will be the toast of the town and lead in ratings for channels that get far more media attention than viewers.


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