Written by Abel Rodriguez

Saturday, 1 March 2014

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The Happy Weed Waiting Room will sell pizzas at a reasonable price.

DENVER - The airport at Denver has just added what is being hailed as the most unique airport passengers waiting room in the entire nation.

Washburn Bookbottom, who is the director of The John & Bob Denver International Airport announced to the news media that the airport has just opened The Happy Weed Waiting Room for passengers waiting for their flights to be called.

The room is decorated in a marijuana motif complete with drawings of various marijuana plants and pot smoking items such as roach clips, hand-held ashtrays, and cannabis coasters for drinks.

He said that it is a place where passengers waiting to board their flights can kick back and just relax with any kind of marijuana joint they desire from Durango Bango to Aspen Loco Weed and Rocky Mountain Rocket to Vail Inferno.

SIDENOTE: Bookbottom also pointed out that The Happy Weed Waiting Room will also sell nine types of pizzas as well as an assortment of chips and dips to go with the marijuana theme.

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