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Midlands Muslim Mixup

A Muslim woman was stopped at Doncaster airport yesterday after she was spotted reading a book of firsthand accounts from the Syrian conflict. Faizah Saheen was pulled aside into a separated area and questioned on why she was interested in the materi...

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Nancy Grace Farts On Airplane, Forces Landing In Albuquerque

Funny story: Nancy Grace Farts On Airplane, Forces Landing In Albuquerque

A Jet Blue flight to LA landed at Albuquerque's airport after passengers panicked over a bad smell in flight. The crew quickly determined that Nancy Grace had let a stinky fart rip, but under new anti-terrorism guidelines, the plane was diverted to A...

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Missed Flight Labeled As Blunder Of The Century

Funny story: Missed Flight Labeled As Blunder Of The Century

TUSCON, AZ- Alec Silchuk, an assistant golf pro at the prestigious Tuscon Country Club, has apparently missed his flight in what officials are calling the "blunder of the century". The dim-witted buffoon reportedly spent the next 18 hours in and o...

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Woman tries to get fellow passengers removed for speaking Arabic on Middle East flight

Funny story: Woman tries to get fellow passengers removed for speaking Arabic on Middle East flight

Abu Dhabi, UAE - An American woman aboard Etihad flight 311 caused a security incident on Monday when she asked crew members to remove most of the other passengers. According to sources, the unnamed passenger became nervous when she heard other pa...

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Isle of Wight Latest - New Airport Terminal Name Is Leaked

Funny story: Isle of Wight Latest - New Airport Terminal Name Is Leaked

The new flagship £5000 Isle of Wight Bembridge airport terminal is to be named T.8 in an official ceremony tomorrow according to leaked documents. The product of ten years of planning, expensive ground breaking engineering achievements and dogged det...

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Terrorist Tornado Causes Injuries at St. Louis Airport

The Terrorist Services Organization (TSA) closed down the St. Louis Lambert Field after a suicide tornado struck the field today. Although no specific terrorist group took immediate responsibility for the attack, managers at the TSA acknowledged t...

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Ryan-heir Proposal To Save Glasgow Prestwick Airport With Trash Class Flights

Funny story: Ryan-heir Proposal To Save Glasgow Prestwick Airport With Trash Class Flights

Trash Class flights with aircraft interiors looking like Glasgow bus shelters on a Saturday night have been put forward as a means of saving struggling Prestwick Airport. The aircraft interiors will be less "posh" and intimidating to Glaswegians.

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Kim Kardashian Has A Case of the Ass!

Funny story: Kim Kardashian Has A Case of the Ass!

Kim Kardashian says she has a case of the ass about ever flying anywhere again! "I get singled out every time I take a flight anywhere so I am staying on the ground with cars and buses and trains." Ms. Kardashian stated that every time an airpl...

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One Sexy Doberman

Funny story: One Sexy Doberman

"Everything seems to happen to me", stated some guy at the airport who was sitting chained to his seat and with a pair of handcuffs on. I had sat sown to wait the wife come into the airport from VChicago and I hadn't notice the guy except that there was another sitting across from him. He looked like a security guard or an air marshall. So I waved and politely told the man across from my tal...

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Aspen To Increase The Size of Their Airport Due To The Large Volume of Marijuana Passengers

Funny story: Aspen To Increase The Size of Their Airport Due To The Large Volume of Marijuana Passengers

ASPEN, Colorado - The city of Aspen is reporting that it will be doubling the size of Snowman International Airport. Airport Spokeswoman Chelsea Tallydollar told the members of the news media that just since the first of January, the volume of fli...

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The John & Bob Denver International Airport Is Starting To Have Problems With Wayward Drones

Funny story: The John & Bob Denver International Airport Is Starting To Have Problems With Wayward Drones

DENVER - The John & Bob Denver International Airport located in the Rocky Mountain city of Denver is one of the first in the United States to report a wayward drone problem. Airport director Washburn Bookbottom said that it became a full fledg...

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Bryanair Denies Using Cattle Prods to Speed up Turn Around Time

Funny story: Bryanair Denies Using Cattle Prods to Speed up Turn Around Time

Steerage class airline Bryanair yesterday claimed that their passengers were not being herded onto the aircraft with cattle prods. C.E.O Mark O'Leary said this morning, "They are just low voltage vibrating wands to remind people to move quickly."...

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Denver's John & Bob Denver International Airport Has Just Added A Happy Weed Waiting Room

Funny story: Denver's John & Bob Denver International Airport Has Just Added A Happy Weed Waiting Room

DENVER - The airport at Denver has just added what is being hailed as the most unique airport passengers waiting room in the entire nation. Washburn Bookbottom, who is the director of The John & Bob Denver International Airport announced to th...

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The Aspen Airport Is Placing Marijuana Dispensing Machines In The Main Lobby

Funny story: The Aspen Airport Is Placing Marijuana Dispensing Machines In The Main Lobby

ASPEN, Colorado - The Snowman International Airport located just outside of Aspen has just announced that it will now be providing a new exciting service. Chelsea Tallydollar, 27, spokesperson with SIA, stated that effective February 28, a total o...

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Boat Planes make new Heathrow terminal redundant

Funny story: Boat Planes make new Heathrow terminal redundant

Somerset is to become a new Boat Plane airport, making the new Heathrow terminal redundant. The new terminal will be flooded and made into a water park instead, an Environment comedian announced this morning. A Newt enthusiast told our report...

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New York's LaGuardia Airport Is Providing Snow Shovels For All Of Its Passengers

Funny story: New York's LaGuardia Airport Is Providing Snow Shovels For All Of Its Passengers

NEW YORK CITY - LaGuardia Airport officials have told passengers not to worry as they have made arrangements to provide each boarding passenger with a snow shovel. Shayla Spinfiggle, 32, spokeswoman for LaGuardia Airport stated that the idea has b...

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The John & Bob Denver International Airport In Denver Has A Brand New Cannibas Appropriate Slogan

Funny story: The John & Bob Denver International Airport In Denver Has A Brand New Cannibas Appropriate Slogan

DENVER - The director of The John & Bob Denver International Airport, Washburn Bookbottom, has announced that the airport has just approved a brand new airport slogan. The slogan which will be put up all over the airport terminals will read "A...

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Commercial Flights Into Colorado Have Gone Up 900% Thanks To The New Marijuana Law

Funny story: Commercial Flights Into Colorado Have Gone Up 900% Thanks To The New Marijuana Law

DENVER - Colorado's Department of Tourism is reporting that just since the new Marijuana Law went into effect on January 1, commercial airline flights into Colorado have gone up by an astounding 900 percent. Socorro Ziddle, 29, with the CDT stated...

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