Hugh Hefner Wants To Buy Colorado's Happy Joy Airlines AKA Pot Planes Airways

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Tuesday, 25 February 2014

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Happy Joy Airlines has the happiest passengers and crew in the airline industry.

HOLLYWOOD - Billionaire mogul Hugh Hefner, who made his money off of gorgeously sexy naked women, has just informed the news media that he wants to buy an airline.

Hefner, stated "Not just any airline mind you. I want to buy the Aspen-based Happy Joy Airlines which is known throughout the nation as Pot Planes Airways."

The head of the Playboy empire said that he immediately fell in love with the airline's motto, "Nobody, But Nobody, Flies Higher Than Happy Joy."

Airline spokesperson Rhiannon Dibbledew commented that the owners of the airline are willing to listen to Mr. Hefner's offer, although it would have to be astronomical since Happy Joy's stock has shot through the roof (so to speak).

Miss Dibbledew remarked that all Los Angeles to Aspen flights are booked solid and there are always passengers on standby.

SIDENOTE: Rhiannon Dibbledew stated that passengers cannot light up their marijuana joints until the airplane actually enters Colorado air space but once it does...

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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