Ann Coulter Wants Travel To The Marijuana State of Colorado Banned

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Friday, 24 January 2014

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Coulter wants to ban all travel to Colorado.

NEW YORK CITY - Ann Coulter, GOP maven and professional talking head has stated that she wants President Obama to ban all travel to Colorado.

According to Political Salad Bar Magazine "Trigger Face" Coulter is upset that Colorado and Washington state both have legalized the purchase and use of marijuana.

She noted that she does not really care too much about Washington state since not too many people visit that Northwest state anyway.

Coulter, who at the age of 52, is considered a Republican old maid, commented that she cannot believe that Colorado allowed a few potheads to dictate their beliefs on the use of drugs.

Ann, who has not had a date in over 10 months, stressed that President Obama has to put his foot down and decide that he is not going to condone the widespread use of pot.

The dishwater blonde went on to say that she watched the NFL Championship game that was held in Denver between the Denver Broncos and the Seattle Seahawks and she could see that a lot of the fans in the stadium were smoking marijuana joints.

Coulter said that she swears she even saw two Denver cheerleaders passing around a jumbo joint and giggling so much that they could hardly get their cheers right.

Ann has stated that if the president does not act to stop travel to Colorado she may end up leaving the country and moving to Italy.

[EDITOR'S NOTE: Arrivederci Annie.]

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