The Mayors of Denver and Seattle Make A Very Interesting Bet On The Super Bowl

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Wednesday, 22 January 2014

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Washington state and Colorado are the only two states who have legalized marijuana.

DENVER - The honorable Mayor Michael B. Hancock of The Mile High City has just informed the news media that he and the mayor of Seattle, the honorable Ed Murray have placed a bet on Super Bowl XLVIII (48).

Every year it is customary for the mayors of the two cities who are playing in the Super Bowl to make a bet against each other.

Rufus Reno with Sports Balls Illustrated Daily said that he spoke with Mayor Hancock at his office in the newly renamed Cannabis Building.

The mayor said that he and Mayor Murray had agreed that if the Denver Broncos win the game, Mayor Murray will give him seven cases of Starbucks Coffee and ten cases of Bic Lighters.

And should the Seattle Seahawks win, Mayor Hancock will send Mayor Murray five cases of Coors Light Beer and ten pounds of Durango Bango Marijuana.

SIDENOTE: Word out of Seattle is that Mayor Murray's staff is already planning what they say will most certainly be one hell of a victory celebration.

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