Written by Abel Rodriguez

Wednesday, 22 January 2014

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A photo of Denver with the strong aroma of cannabis in the air.

LOS ANGELES - Sports writer Zorro La Bamba with The Sports Bet Gazette News has made a very amazing observation regarding the two Super Bowl bound teams.

La Bamba pointed out in his publication that the Denver Broncos and the Seattle Seahawks are located in the only two states that have legalized the purchase and use of marijuana.

La Bamba noted that the odds of this happening are astronomical.

He went on to comment that due to this astounding fact he has heard that there are now at least 13 other NFL team owners that are lobbying their states to legalize pot so they too can have a crack at going to the Super Bowl.

SIDENOTE: Noted marijuana expert Dr. Curtis Goldenvista of Rocky Mountain A&M University in Colorado Springs has said that there is definitely a direct correlation between the marijuana fumes in the air and the extraordinary performance by the Denver Broncos and the Seattle Seahawks football teams.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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