Obama Girls Find Dad's Secret Cache!

Funny story written by Bureau

Thursday, 9 January 2014

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Malia and Sasha were playing in the White House recently, or at least before this last vacation, when one girl slid into a cabinet causing a secret door to open. In it were maps of several countries and the President's schedule for 2014-1015.

They placed the papers back in the drawer and were trying to place the drawer back when Michelle walked in.

We got one of the girls talking to a reporter's daughter later and got the whole story.

"What's that behind your backs, girls?"

"Some old papers."

"Let me see. Looks like these belong to your dad. Don't be getting into your dad's stuff or anything here. Lots of things that are important to our country and our history."

Michelle was watched by the girls as she strolled into the Oval office.

"What are these, Barry? That's YOUR handwriting?"

"Oh, those are nothing to worry about."

"Why all these secret markings you got circled in each country?

"Nothing. Just give them to me. How did you get them?'

"I'm asking you a question first. The girls, probably standing outside the door listening, accidentally found them. Now don't change the subject. Tell me the truth. Are you meeting someone at these places?"

"OK! Yes I am. Those are the easy golf courses at each place and I'm playing with different people at each one."

"Well, I'm keeping them long enough to check those golf course locations! And they better be there"

"Girls, quit giggling out there and go to bed!"

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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