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Funny story: Olympic Athletes Keeling Over From Olympic Sponsors Trash Food

Olympic Athletes Keeling Over From Olympic Sponsors Trash Food

BS News Service - Yet another contingent of Olympic Athletes have succumbed to alimentary ailments from the Officially Sponsored food at the Winter Olympics. The number of accidents from falls, collisions, getting toes run over by curling stones,…

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Funny story: Hard Time for Viagra Astronauts

Hard Time for Viagra Astronauts

THE sponsors of America’s first manned commercial space flight have been announced as Viagra. Elon Musk, who runs Space X, the company ready to launch its first two astronauts into orbit shortly, said that the sponsorship deal had attracted stiff...

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Funny story: Plan To Rename 2020 London Marathon

Plan To Rename 2020 London Marathon

It's been run every year since 1981, and is one of the most popular 'public competitor' events in the world, but from next year, 2020, the London Marathon is to undergo a massive identity transplant - it will be known as the London Snickers. The n...

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Funny story: Manchesters Marketing Reach

Manchesters Marketing Reach

As crisis club Manchester United lurch from one disaster to another on the pitch, their marketing team have been adding dozens of feathers to their already impressively-feathered cap. Moments after United’s impressively-tepid 0-0 draw with Valenci...

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Funny story: Duck Dynasty Is Out For The Count!

Duck Dynasty Is Out For The Count!

Although Phil Robertson and A&E have settled their differences with each other, everyone thought things would be OK, but the first new show of the season dropped 30% from it's previous season-ending episode. So what happened? Our viewers of...

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Funny story: Woman's Partner For Three Hour Orgasm Won't Comment on Any Details

Woman's Partner For Three Hour Orgasm Won't Comment on Any Details

The Seattle woman who had a three hour orgasm and wound up in the hospital emergency room says her partner probably won't say if he helped what had happened. "That's up to him. I don't think he did anything different. I only drank some wine as usu...

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Funny story: Sponsorships Take Over Football

Sponsorships Take Over Football

After Newcastle renamed their stadium the Specsavers Stadium, there have been a rash of clubs wanting to follow in their footsteps to earn extra income. From Bolton's Odour-Eaters Stadium to Ipswich's Anusol Arena, the high street has finally come to...

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Funny story: Tiger Woods Pitches Rolex in Average-Guy Campaign

Tiger Woods Pitches Rolex in Average-Guy Campaign

Inking his first endorsement deal since his wife's golf-club-upside-the-head incident two years ago, Tiger Woods will stump for Rolex Watches in a new advertising campaign targeted at working class men. The magazine ads already under production, W...

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Funny story: Pope renews sponsorship with bread factory

Pope renews sponsorship with bread factory

The Roman Catholic church has renewed its centuries-old sponsorship deal with the bread factory, countering suspicions that the Pope was cosying up to Garibaldi biscuits magnate Garry Baldy. The bread factory has enjoyed a near exclusive relations...

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Funny story: Have a Hurricane Named After You

Have a Hurricane Named After You

The American Meteorological Society has decided that the hurricanes in the 2012 hurricane season can be named subject to a five hundred dollar fee. "We are trying to save up for a new supercomputer," said meteorologist Katrina Gomez. "Up until now...

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Funny story: Hyde to change their name again

Hyde to change their name again

First they were called Hyde United, but the United was dropped when Hyde were given pots of cash by Manchester City for sponsorship and use of their stadium. Now Hyde are set to change their name again. "We never dropped the United from our name w...

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Funny story: 2020 Olympics to be sponsored by Opticians

2020 Olympics to be sponsored by Opticians

Specscrimpers, the British Opticians that were immortalized in the football chant towards referees and added to this by sponsoring those very referees, have gone a step further into sport sponsorship by sponsoring the 2020 Olympics. "It's a natura...

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Funny story: Andy Murray to be sponsored by Pritt Stick

Andy Murray to be sponsored by Pritt Stick

Scottish tennis star Andy Murray has forgone his sponsorship deal with the Royal Bank of Scotland to carry the flag for glue manufacturer Pritt Stick. "I've been thinking about this for a while," Murray told The Spoof, "and I think that Pritt Sti...

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Funny story: Gannex Raincoats to sponsor the Premier League in 2011/12

Gannex Raincoats to sponsor the Premier League in 2011/12

In a landmark deal announced today, the Barclays Premier League will have a new sponsor from next season. With our top players wearing more and more items of clothing while playing, a major clothing brand have seized on the opportunity to re-launc...

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Funny story: London 2012 Olympics sponsoring update

London 2012 Olympics sponsoring update

Details of some aspects of the sponsorship opportunities at the London 2012 Olympics main stadium were leaked yesterday. According to reports, all the 90,000 seats are now linked into an electrical grid and can be activated individually. Sponso...

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Funny story: This ISN'T Anfield

This ISN'T Anfield

You can often tell a lot about a club by their shirt sponsor. Everton have Chang Beer (so one could infer that you'd have to be a pissed up Chinese factory worker to support them) and before that they had One 2 One (or as we across the park liked to suggest; Gone 2 One). Manchester City are sponsored by Etihad since that's the airline their new found friends in the Middle East have to use...

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Funny story: Wayne Rooney Girls - Sponsorship Offers Flood In

Wayne Rooney Girls - Sponsorship Offers Flood In

Top brands like Coca-Cla and Nike may be reconsidering their sponsorship of Wayne Rooney in the wake of his three-in-a-bed scandal, but some big names are offering six-figure sums to the girls at the centre of it. Jenny Thompson and Helen Wood hav...

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