BS News Service - Yet another contingent of Olympic Athletes have succumbed to alimentary ailments from the Officially Sponsored food at the Winter Olympics. The number of accidents from falls, collisions, getting toes run over by curling stones,…
THE sponsors of America’s first manned commercial space flight have been announced as Viagra. Elon Musk, who runs Space X, the company ready to launch its first two astronauts into orbit shortly, said that the sponsorship deal had attracted stiff...
It's been run every year since 1981, and is one of the most popular 'public competitor' events in the world, but from next year, 2020, the London Marathon is to undergo a massive identity transplant - it will be known as the London Snickers. The n...
As crisis club Manchester United lurch from one disaster to another on the pitch, their marketing team have been adding dozens of feathers to their already impressively-feathered cap. Moments after United’s impressively-tepid 0-0 draw with Valenci...
Although Phil Robertson and A&E have settled their differences with each other, everyone thought things would be OK, but the first new show of the season dropped 30% from it's previous season-ending episode. So what happened? Our viewers of...
The Seattle woman who had a three hour orgasm and wound up in the hospital emergency room says her partner probably won't say if he helped what had happened. "That's up to him. I don't think he did anything different. I only drank some wine as usu...
After Newcastle renamed their stadium the Specsavers Stadium, there have been a rash of clubs wanting to follow in their footsteps to earn extra income. From Bolton's Odour-Eaters Stadium to Ipswich's Anusol Arena, the high street has finally come to...
Inking his first endorsement deal since his wife's golf-club-upside-the-head incident two years ago, Tiger Woods will stump for Rolex Watches in a new advertising campaign targeted at working class men. The magazine ads already under production, W...
The Roman Catholic church has renewed its centuries-old sponsorship deal with the bread factory, countering suspicions that the Pope was cosying up to Garibaldi biscuits magnate Garry Baldy. The bread factory has enjoyed a near exclusive relations...
The American Meteorological Society has decided that the hurricanes in the 2012 hurricane season can be named subject to a five hundred dollar fee. "We are trying to save up for a new supercomputer," said meteorologist Katrina Gomez. "Up until now...
First they were called Hyde United, but the United was dropped when Hyde were given pots of cash by Manchester City for sponsorship and use of their stadium. Now Hyde are set to change their name again. "We never dropped the United from our name w...
Specscrimpers, the British Opticians that were immortalized in the football chant towards referees and added to this by sponsoring those very referees, have gone a step further into sport sponsorship by sponsoring the 2020 Olympics. "It's a natura...
Scottish tennis star Andy Murray has forgone his sponsorship deal with the Royal Bank of Scotland to carry the flag for glue manufacturer Pritt Stick. "I've been thinking about this for a while," Murray told The Spoof, "and I think that Pritt Sti...
In a landmark deal announced today, the Barclays Premier League will have a new sponsor from next season. With our top players wearing more and more items of clothing while playing, a major clothing brand have seized on the opportunity to re-launc...
Details of some aspects of the sponsorship opportunities at the London 2012 Olympics main stadium were leaked yesterday. According to reports, all the 90,000 seats are now linked into an electrical grid and can be activated individually. Sponso...
You can often tell a lot about a club by their shirt sponsor. Everton have Chang Beer (so one could infer that you'd have to be a pissed up Chinese factory worker to support them) and before that they had One 2 One (or as we across the park liked to suggest; Gone 2 One). Manchester City are sponsored by Etihad since that's the airline their new found friends in the Middle East have to use...
Top brands like Coca-Cla and Nike may be reconsidering their sponsorship of Wayne Rooney in the wake of his three-in-a-bed scandal, but some big names are offering six-figure sums to the girls at the centre of it. Jenny Thompson and Helen Wood hav...
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