Natalie Portman girl-on-girl lezzer kiss

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Thursday, 19 August 2010

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I've finished me chips 'n' savaloy now give us a snog.

This will set tongues wagging! Natalie Portman locks lips in a sexy girl-on-girl scene in the eagerly-anticipated thriller exploring the cut-throat world of ballet.

Ballet, once thought to be the upper class, top nobs art form, is actually a seething hot bed of all forms of seething hot beddery, according to the new film.

'It's a seething hot bed' says Natalie Portman about her new film which your reporter forgot to make a note of the name of, due to being too busy thinking about her lesbian antics, phwoor.

'It's a very extreme movie,' continued Ms Portman. 'It's like very extreme situations, but it's definitely not a vehicle for cheap titillation. Doing a lesbian scene just to get people to talk about the movie would be wrong' Your reporter made his excuses and left.

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