Robert Pattinson & the Dr Who Vampires

Written by SPECTRUM

Monday, 3 May 2010

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Robert Pattinson is looking forward to the next episode of Dr Who, which is set to feature Vampires in Venice, in the 17th century.

Pattinson has been outspoken about the bad scripts in recent episodes like Winston Churchill & The Daleks, but now that there is going to be an episode with vampires, he thinks things will improve dramatically.

"I would like to play Dr Who in a feature film " said Pattinson, " Kirsten, could be my assistant and it would be great to get a script which featured vampires."

There have been lots of complaints about the recent bad scripts in Dr Who, but with the latest episode with vampires Dr Who's future could be at stake.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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