Written by SPECTRUM

Saturday, 1 May 2010

image for Kristin Stewart wants Robert Pattinson to move in before Gordon Brown moves out

Kristin Stewart wants boyfriend Robert Pattinson, her co-star in the Twilight Movies, to move in with her in her home in Los Angeles, before Gordon Brown moves out permanently from his residence in Downing Street.

Reports coming from Los Angeles, however say that Robert is not so sure and may be getting cold feet, maybe he should have worn socks.

It seems there are more rumours about this couple than any other couple in the history of Hollywood, are they dating, engaged, moving in together, breaking up, fighting, or flying to the moon, the rumours just never stop.

At the end of the day its all media hype by the film studious to keep them in the news so their films will be successful at the box office.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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