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Funny story: London Philharmonic Orchestra to become one-man-band following arts budget cut

London Philharmonic Orchestra to become one-man-band following arts budget cut

The world-renowned, London Philharmonic Orchestra will be reduced to a single member in 2020 after the government yesterday announced stringent cuts to the arts budget. The sole orchestra member - who will be known as London Phil - will have a big...

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Funny story: Trump Invites Davros and the Daleks to White House Fast Food Feast

Trump Invites Davros and the Daleks to White House Fast Food Feast

WASHINGTON-The fast food commander-in-chief has had a hard time in the past drawing honored guests to White House luncheons. Recently he scored an appropriate win when evil interstellar authoritarian Davros, and the Daleks accepted his invitation to...

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Funny story: BBC Admits - Dr Who critics to face Education Camps

BBC Admits - Dr Who critics to face Education Camps

The BBC have finally admitted that critics of the latest season of Dr Who will be rounded up and placed in "Special Camps" with their license fees trebled, and their children forced to watch constant repeats of The Antiques Roadshow "It's simply i...

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Funny story: Doctor Who "I Still Use Men's Toilets"

Doctor Who "I Still Use Men's Toilets"

"I just keep forgetting that I don't have a todger any more," said a despondent Doctor, "and, to be frank, I rather miss my old trouser snake." The new Doctor opened up to our Entertainment Editor, Paxton Quigley, in an exclusive interview. "It...

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Funny story: Complaints about Dr Who rise

Complaints about Dr Who rise

This weekend, the new Dr Who, Jodie Whittaker, began her role as the famous sci-fi character. However, there are many people who are unhappy that a woman is playing the part for the first time. The character of Dr Who "regenerates" regularly, allo...

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Funny story: Internet goes into meltdown after Identity of new Doctor Who monster leaked online

Internet goes into meltdown after Identity of new Doctor Who monster leaked online

Fan forums worldwide have gone into meltdown when it emerged that footage of a new, previously unheard of, Doctor Who monster, had been leaked online. Called the 'Wo-Men', they are in fact a race of Cybermen. Unlike their cold, logical, counterparts...

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Funny story: Restored Spitfire proof that "Made in Britain" could still be best!

Restored Spitfire proof that "Made in Britain" could still be best!

After being shot down and bailing out just in time, a Canadian WW2 Spitfire pilot, Jimmy Jeffrey, who was rescued by the French Resistance, given a dose of stinking Camembert and strong vin Rouge, then returned to his unit secretly, allo allo style;...

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Funny story: Fans in uproar as Dr Who is suspended by General Medical Council for "touching a Dalek's wand"

Fans in uproar as Dr Who is suspended by General Medical Council for "touching a Dalek's wand"

Camp British adventurer Dr. Who has been suspended for 6 months by the GMC Fitness to Practise Panel after being found guilty of "touching a Dalek's wand". The unnamed Dalek alleged that the incident a few years ago, telling the Panel "THA DOKTA T...

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Funny story: Apple Announces Female Egg Bank

Apple Announces Female Egg Bank

Ever since Apple announced plans to store employee eggs in hopes that women would remain at their desks and continue with business as usual (as opposed to quitting to have a kid) the march has begun for other institutions to open Egg Banks. Sperm Ban...

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Funny story: Pope Fans Hope Retiring Pope Benedict XVI Will Regenerate Into Body Of Matt Smith

Pope Fans Hope Retiring Pope Benedict XVI Will Regenerate Into Body Of Matt Smith

VATICAN CITY, ITALY - Adoring fans of outbound Pope Benedict XVI maintain a constant vigil outside the Vatican today, their hopes held high that, once the smoke clears, he'll be revealed as having regenerated into the body of BBC TV's current incarna...

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Funny story: A day in the life of a real Time-lord

A day in the life of a real Time-lord

Written by a Gallifreyan doctor (not 'The Doctor') with editorial assistance from Nate John Won Okay, so it finally happened - a renegade Time-lord from our world (Gallifrey) decided (in the Humanian Era, 1963) to go against all of our moral rules for social conduct, and presented a story based upon our culture to an Earth-based tele-visual organisation - the BBC. They called it Dr Who and the...

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Funny story: Doctor Who to appear on Who Do You Think You Are

Doctor Who to appear on Who Do You Think You Are

Doctor Who, the Time Lord, not Matt Smith, although the two bear an uncanny resemblance at the moment, is to appear on Who Do You Think You Are. "Who Do You Think You Are is a television program about genealogy," said program producer, Jean O'Rour...

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Funny story: Lost your TARDIS? There's an app for that

Lost your TARDIS? There's an app for that

One of the big problem for galaxy travelling Time Lords is when their TARDIS uses its chameleon circuit to camouflage itself. "I met this one Time Lord," said App World! editor, Mac Buck, "He's parked his time machine in a multi-storey car park an...

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Funny story: World leaders scuffle in Davos

World leaders scuffle in Davos

Drama overshadowed the end of the talks between world leaders last night when a fight broke out between leader of the Daleks Mr Derek Davros and French Prime Minister Nicolas Teacozy. World leaders had met in Davos for the four day summit aiming t...

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Funny story: Doctor Who arrested in Dorking

Doctor Who arrested in Dorking

The Doctor, a time travelling do gooder with his own fly on the wall documentary on BBC1, has been arrested in Dorking. "We were sitting by the public library, Del and me," said PC Roy Chambers, "when we looked around and there was this sodding gr...

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Funny story: The Five PMs to do a skit on Doctor Who

The Five PMs to do a skit on Doctor Who

Prime Minister, David Cameron has reluctantly allowed Nick Clegg to take part in a Children's In Need special entitled "The Five Prime Ministers". The ten minute sketch is a comedy take on the popular Doctor Who episode The Five Doctors in which P...

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Funny story: New Dr Who to be announced

New Dr Who to be announced

Matt Smith has said today that he wishes to leave Dr Who later in the year in order to concentrate on his career. Candidates for the replacement for Smith, who has played the eponymous Time Lord since the departure of David "Where did my career...

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