Noah More Popular Than Robert Pattinson And Kristen Stewart

Funny story written by Skoob1999

Friday, 30 April 2010

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A surprise internet survey today revealed that Noah - the biblical character who took the animals two by two onto the Ark - is more popular than the Twilight duo of Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart.

It seems that over the last few days, Noah, the 3,000 year dead dude has aroused unprecedented interest following the discovery of what may be his ark on Mount Ararat in Turkey, Castle Bromwich in Birmingham, Wank in Germany, and Fingeringhoe in England.

Whereas the Twilight couple haven't really generated that much interest, their most clicked story this week being 'Robert Pattinson Asks About Blood' which was posted on an obscure satirical website called

It seems possible that the internet is being saturated with meaningless Pattinson/Stewart stories and that people are wising up to the deception of Pattinson/Stewart so-called stories.

We don't honestly know, but...

More as we get it.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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