Engagement for Bella on Beltane at Twilight

Funny story written by SPECTRUM

Thursday, 29 April 2010

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Kristen Stewart is set to get engaged to Twilight, co-star Robert Pattinson, on the 30th April at Twilight.

The 30th April, known as Beltane is the Eve of Mayday and is every bit as important on a witches calendar as Halloween.

Kristen who plays Bella Swann, in the Twilight Movies has apparently asked Robert to move in with her at her Los Angeles home.

There are even stories that Stephanie Meyer, the author of the Twilight, stories has got a special engagement ring to give to them for their engagement at Twilight.

In the next Twilight Movie, Bella is to have a sister called Dawn Swann and they meet up at dawn.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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