Scotsmen Buy Larger Condoms

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Wednesday, 2 September 2009


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What does a Scotsman have under his kilt? A very large condom

Scotsmen are leading the way in purchasing the new larger size condom from Durex. A study has revealed that Glasgow tops the list, with Edinburgh in second place. South of the border numbers were considerably lower.

Dr Alan Knott of the Penis, Fanny and Bum Research Institute said "We are not sure what this really means. On the face of it this could suggest that Scotsmen have bigger knobs than Englishmen. It is equally possible that they are lying-either through self delusion or embarrassment. If the shop assistant is a young female there may be pressure to impress."

The larger sized condoms have only recently been introduced south of the border. Recently we sent a reporter out and about to gage reaction from the man in the street. The first man we spoke to, outside an off license in the pouring rain had this to say "Everybody knows I don't need a large condom. I'm known as 'midget gem' in our house. No I wont be buying any."

So Scotsmen buy bigger condoms. Must be all that tossing the caber.

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