Written by Bureau

Sunday, 30 August 2009

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Joan Clabbercod

Clarence Clabbercod, the man with the world's strongest is once again back in divorce court, now for the seventh time.

"I may set Elizabeth Taylor or Mickey Rooney's record", stated Clabbercod. "I'll have to check the Guinness Book of Stout."

Meanwhile, Joan Clabbercod told the National Inquisitor that she just could not take sleeping with Clarence for another night. "I just can't do it anymore!"

Although Joan Clabbercod admits that her husband is a wonderful lover, the strong smell has gagged her more than anything else.

"He's at least a #10 on the size scale. Unfortunately, he's also a #10 on the rank scale."

On the other hand, Clarence Clabbercod says he has tried everything from huge bouquets in the bedroom to dipping himself in Chanel #5.

"I wind up smelling like a perfumed skunk. Then Joan says it rubs off on her and she has the Clabbercod cologne for days afterward."

Joan then stated that she had lost three jobs already.

So Clarence Clabbercod is available to all you ladies out there. Just give him a call next time you're in Cleveland. He wants to marry again as soon as possible and has hopes that this one will last more than three months.

Perhaps someone who has completely lost her sense of smell could be #8...or perhaps, just completely lost her sense.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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